Thursday, August 17, 2006

Aug. 17

“I’m not cut out for college.”

“You can build anything from a kit.”

“Yeah, I’m malodorous all-around today.”
Laura, re: first being showered with gas and then wearing too much perfume to cover it up.

“It seems that everything I like, the Catholics don’t."
Laura, 8/8.

“I don’t like Afros. They gather lint too easily.”

“My dream of a Steven Seagal ponytail is no more.” — J — He got his haircut after not cutting it in protest of the “hiring freeze” at work.

“I don’t embrace my Nazi heritage.”
Laura

“I’ve never seen Vickie Lawrence’s sister.”

“Oh look, a dime, wow!”

“She beat me to the peep toes,”
Laura, 8/17 re: Adrienne’s new shoes.

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