Aug. 17
“I’m not cut out for college.”“You can build anything from a kit.”
“Yeah, I’m malodorous all-around today.”
Laura, re: first being showered with gas and then wearing too much perfume to cover it up.
“It seems that everything I like, the Catholics don’t."
Laura, 8/8.
“I don’t like Afros. They gather lint too easily.”
“My dream of a Steven Seagal ponytail is no more.” — J — He got his haircut after not cutting it in protest of the “hiring freeze” at work.
“I don’t embrace my Nazi heritage.”
Laura
“I’ve never seen Vickie Lawrence’s sister.”
“Oh look, a dime, wow!”
“She beat me to the peep toes,”
Laura, 8/17 re: Adrienne’s new shoes.
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