Sept. 20
“And, I hate salmon!”John Bridges, 7/26, on why he isn’t jumping for joy about his two-week Alaskan cruise (that and a boat full of retirees).
We’re not doing anything but having a barbecue, Ron, 8/1 to firefighters when they were called to a house he was visiting.
You have to preface anything you say with “Go Tigers!” Ron, re: how to talk to Bobby.
“I wouldn’t want her to go topless.”
Pamela, 8/14, no clue...
“I heard my ancestors were bad ass rebels in Scotland,” Jamie, 8/15, discussing Scots and Brits with MIke Jones.
I hope you didn’t use the word ‘cracker’,” Jamie re: Lance’s phone conversation with Jamie Gaines. 8/15
Hey, can I borrow 60-cents? I left my wad of hundreds at home,” Hector to Jeremy, 8/17
“It’s better than lighting things on fire,” Claudette 8/17 when asked if she likes shooting guns.
"Is Gillis real?" Jeremy, 8/29 asked sincerely when trying to determine the dateline for his article.
"I dont want it to go the way of the Los Lonely Boys," Eric, 9/4
“There is mouse crap on my sheep and I am not happy about it,” L, re: droppings on her stuffed lamb.9/5
“I don’t want a candle that smells like shrimp.”
Laura, Sept. 5
"I hate it when my figs come out," 9/10. Gary Laney
"I'm addicted to water disasters," Ron Gibson, 9/12, re: movies.
"It had real nice legs," Ron, 9/12 re: a chair.
“ Do you have life insurance?”
Bobby to ??? 9/18
I cant imagine a more depressing thought than sitting in one of those FEMA trailers and doing drugs, Natasha, 9/20, after reading the crime stats from the Crying Eagle trailer park.
posted by Quotes heard around the office @ Thursday, September 20, 2007
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