April 12
“Ha ha! God loves me more than you!”Gail, overheard.. no idea what this means.
“There’s nothing wrong with a Geo Metro if you try to pimp it.”
Claudette
“I’ve been on Iris.. where’s Iris again?”
Kenman, about Iris Street
“It’s like ‘The Case of the Missing Studio People.’ Man... they just never show up. It’s a conspiracy.”
Kenman, photo studio appointments
“You know, old people never get their picture taken.”
about council on aging event
“It’s about Tony Kushner, so you know there’s gonna be a bunch of artsy fartsies there.”
“I’m looking dumber as it goes by.”
E.C.
“I try to be cute, but sometimes cute doesn’t work.”
Laura
“Jump up my a$$ sideways!”
after hanging up with an (apparently) rude customer.
“Did someone just say ‘roach clip’?”
Paul
“I think we have had enough death today.”
Jamie, re: guy found dead in water and a bridge jumper
“I got one with a dancing tiger and a squirrel on a branch.”
Gail
“I’m sick of getting awards and stuff.”
Lance
“Who doesn’t like Donna Price?!”
Gail
“Thanks for calling my child Spooky.”
Naomi to kenman
“Party pics, no action. Got it.”
Gary to L when asking about what kind of stuff she looks for in a digital camera.
“Do I like him? Is he cute?”
Tara, on phone, about Panthers’ backup quarterback
"He has a big viola."
re: her viola teacher.
“I've been talking to old people for two days.”
Re: article interviews.
“I’m like ‘Dude, I haven’t even tooken a picture yet.’”
Kenman
“DANG! Even if you don't have 'em, dose brats'll ruin your social life.”
Lisa Trouth, lamenting that Laura couldn't go out b/c she had to go to her nephew's bday party.
“We’ll have to hump it around the priest thing.”
Dennis, re: bishop special section
posted by Quotes heard around the office @ Thursday, April 12, 2007
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