“That’s like a big dill pickle — what’s the point of that?!?!”
overheard in advertising
“I’ve had similar experiences.. not the erasing of memory, but ...”
“She’s Catholic, so it could happen anytime.”
Gary, after being asked when he and his wife would get pregnant
“Ok then, thanks, put me in the will!”
Kenman re: Natasha’s interview with someone who has less than a year to live. She didn’t know this before talking to him.
“I don’t wanna go past 80. Eighty is the new 70.”
L, doesn’t want to live past 80 years old
“Music sounds better stolen.”
“I have another queen on my hands.. a pecan queen. Those queens are nutty.”
Pamela
Regarding Coop’s smoking:
“One and a half packs a day? How are you still f@&*ing alive?” — Brian
“How many packs a day does Luke smoke?” — Johnathan, Luke is Coop’s son
“Excuse me, but we need pretzels.”
posted by Quotes heard around the office @ Monday, February 19, 2007
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