Monday, January 08, 2007

Jan. 8

“The fix is in if pinkie lost.”
election night

“I don’t remember giving that to you. I have good taste.”

“There is a dead mouse in the electric trap and its bones are sticking out.”

“I wouldn’t pay for a condiment!”

"I got dumped for Christmas. That's what I got."

"She hasn't thrown up since I exorcised her."

“You don’t want to get into a popularity contest with Maurice Cheeks.”

“I’ve counted. I’ve peed six times since I’ve been here. I’m seriously getting tired of peeing.”