Oct .6
"David Vitter is bitter."L’s dream lead
"I’m legally changing my name to Special to the American Press.”
“You know what I think looks funny? A man in a cowboy hat driving a car. I saw a guy driving a Geo Metro in a cowboy hat the other day.”
“If you start sneezing, ask if those birds are from Indonesia.”
re: bird presentation at the Press
“I’m gonna help carry a bird in, wow!”
“I am trying to master the 'main body’ of a towel that is used in a lot of animals. I’m good with steps 1 and 2, but with 3, which looks like a vagina, I get lost.”
re: making animals out of folded towels. It’s a cruise thing.
“Vagina towels -- now that’s a Life cover.”
“I don’t know who handles the urine smell department."
“You can’t make dog look like shrimp.”
Overheard in Marshall’s dressing room: “Do you think this makes me look like Tina Turner?” (said by a pre-teen).
Lady at Pamela’s desk:
“We’re doing a Halloweeny theme.”
“I don’t have time for this knee surgery crap.”
“When was the Twist a dance? In the ‘80s?”
17-year-old intern
“He’s got a skinny neck.”
re: Bob Jones
“I just saw jugs.”
... change war
H Why is the printer offline?
N: I have no idea.
H: Pffft....What else is new?
posted by Quotes heard around the office @ Friday, October 06, 2006
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