Monday, September 25, 2006

Sept. 25

“I don’t know about fruit in your condition.”
someone was sick and wanted to eat grapes

“Hey, hey, hey, I half-ass did that.”

"I never claimed to be a good nurse."
overheard at pokeno

“One of my earlobes is thicker than the other.”

Overheard at lunch :
“Did you lose a tomato?”

“I had the hardest time logging in as you.”

“I’m just a photographer...”

“And where is a 110-year-old woman? Why isn’t she home?”

“There goes somebody on a trailer.”
overheard at car show

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Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Sept. 12

“I like paydays.”

“Give me your lard ball special.”
L

“You know how those hurricanes are.”
P

“Nobody thinks I’m a Baptist.”
L

“I’m sick of ‘MySpace.’”
L

“It would only have been better if i had liquor in it.”
L, after finishing a soft drink (or maybe a shake)

“Sounds very fish head and ricey to me.”

“If you can’t spell it, don’t sell it.”
re: Texans selling “boudain”

“Every time there’s a harvest moon, it’s cloudy. Just ask me.”

“I’m so ticked, I could throw up.”
L, no idea why

“I was very drunk in the ’90s.”
L

“I’m so stupid. I love me.”
L

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