Aug. 24
“Once I get past 12 times 12 equals 144, I’m pretty much out of it.”
“What does archive mean? ‘Can’t find photos’?”
Overheard in Grand Lake: “I bought a donkey yesterday.”
“Did I ever tell you that I participated in that ‘Hands Across America’?”
“Her shoes were so SAS.”
Aug. 17
“I’m not cut out for college.”
“You can build anything from a kit.”
“Yeah, I’m malodorous all-around today.”
Laura, re: first being showered with gas and then wearing too much perfume to cover it up.
“It seems that everything I like, the Catholics don’t."
Laura, 8/8.
“I don’t like Afros. They gather lint too easily.”
“My dream of a Steven Seagal ponytail is no more.” — J — He got his haircut after not cutting it in protest of the “hiring freeze” at work.
“I don’t embrace my Nazi heritage.”
Laura
“I’ve never seen Vickie Lawrence’s sister.”
“Oh look, a dime, wow!”
“She beat me to the peep toes,”
Laura, 8/17 re: Adrienne’s new shoes.
Aug. 3
“You have flat-shoed buttitis.”
Ron
“Jeremy, you found my hat. Thank you. ... Jeremy found my hat!!”
Pamela, the icon for baseview is a hat.
“I’ve got the Dick Cheney beat.”
Jeremy
Aug. 1
“This is the most dramatic eye infection I have ever seen.”
Sarah
to L during discussions about L’s red eye.
“Maybe I will finally be able to realize my dream of wearing an eye
patch.”
L, if said infection caused her to lose an eye.
“All this time, I’ve been standing on a worm.”
Naomi
“If you sell funnel cakes, people will come.”
Jonathan
“If you trash all your cookies, do bad things happen?”
Donna
